17 Oct 2014 23:03 | 463,803 notes | Reblog
k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

17 Oct 2014 22:56 | 46,765 notes | Reblog

queenmerbabe:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

or when they can’t get someone to open up another register

17 Oct 2014 22:55 | 98,594 notes | Reblog

botanybaes:

American Horror Story has fucked with this dudes head

17 Oct 2014 22:50 | 353,638 notes | Reblog
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via yefaithful)

17 Oct 2014 22:47 | 43,481 notes | Reblog

thatsnotverypoppunk:

alltheprettyones:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

I do I do :)

11 Oct 2014 09:47 | 549,600 notes | Reblog
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

25 Sep 2014 23:24 | 304,640 notes | Reblog

numarg:

nativetohere:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.imageimageimageimageimageimage

THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

WHERE ARE THE SCREEN CAPS FROM HER SENDING THIS TO HIS MOM

that’s a conversation i want to witness

25 Sep 2014 23:19 | 108,072 notes | Reblog
"Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo"

Every Bro Ever  (via blurrymelancholy)